segunda-feira, 30 de março de 2009

The Commandments of the drunker (bebum):


1- Shall not mixture distilled (spirits) with fermented (sourdough) drinks!
2- Shall share your drink with the other drunker brother!
3- Must not be racist! Shall treat the dark and the “blond” beers the same way!
4- Shall not let the ice of caipirinha melt or drink hot beer!
5- Respect father Jose and mother Bloddy Mary!
6- Shall drink, fall and raise yourself!
7- The cup shall never be empty!
8- If there is a bigger glass, shall use it! And it shall be full!
9- Shall give a bit to the saint (if you are Brazilian, you understand)!
10- Shall not use the mobile phone when you are drunk!!! It might be hard to hold the glass!

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